cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(via kianlawley)

defendth3faith:

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

(Source: th3lastofus, via whydontyoupiercemyveil)

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via imaginexmexnaked)

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

(Source: codegeass, via pizza)

cities-alive:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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Nope, just no

(via mockerjay)

twerking4sugardaddy:

you don’t need drugs to have a good time

are you sure those people aren’t on drugs?

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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(Source: wowchicken, via l0vewillsurelybringmepain)

bonheurdefaux:

its ok because i hate you anyway 

(Source: g-ogeta, via sniffing)

jaclcfrost:

this asshole

[gestures to favorite band member]

(via lukeyswife)

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

(via pizza)

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